Every Relic is Special . . . Right?

Lately I have been into Donruss Americana II packs, mainly because of the relic cards and autographs that seem plentiful in the set. So you can understand how upset I was when I stumbled across this relic.

So I had no freaking idea of who this was.  I had to look him up in IMDB and guess what? I still have no ide who he is.  Here is his list of credits:

1. I Love You, Man (2009) (filming) …. Rugby Player
2. Cirque du Freak (2009) (post-production) …. Vampaneze
   … aka Circus of the Freak (International: English title: literal title)
3. Magic Man (2009) (post-production) …. Darryl
4. The Chosen One (2008/II) (post-production) …. Cop #1
5. “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” …. Actor (37 episodes, 1999-2008)
   - Episode dated 28 August 2008 (2008) TV episode …. Actor
   - Episode dated 27 August 2008 (2008) TV episode …. Actor
   - Episode #16.39 (2008) TV episode …. Actor
   - Episode dated 20 September 2007 (2007) TV episode …. Actor
   - Episode dated 15 February 2007 (2007) TV episode
   (32 more)
6. Going Pro (2008) (TV) …. Co Host
7. Hotel California (2008) …. Mover
8. Meet Dave (2008) …. Security Guard
9. Street Warrior (2008) (TV) …. McDonough
10. The Temerity of Zim (2008) …. Mr. Rosso
11. Bar Starz (2008) …. Coach
12. “Reno 911!” …. Bartender / … (2 episodes, 2005-2008)
    - Super Knockers! (2008) TV episode …. Bartender
    - Cop School (2005) TV episode …. Rookie Dupris
13. “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” …. Big Cop (1 episode, 2008)
    - Pilot (2008) TV episode …. Big Cop
14. Farmhouse (2008) …. The Man
15. Big Stan (2007) …. Piken
16. The Dead Undead (2007) …. Team Leader
17. “Chuck” …. Ivan (1 episode, 2007)
    - Chuck Versus the Tango (2007) TV episode …. Ivan
18. “Moonlight” …. Demon Guard (1 episode, 2007)
    - No Such Thing as Vampires (2007) TV episode (uncredited) …. Demon Guard
19. Balls of Fury (2007) …. Male Courtesan #1
20. The Dead One (2007) …. State Trooper
21. Reno 911!: Miami (2007) …. Kevlar Guy
    … aka Reno 911!: Miami: The Movie (USA: complete title)
22. “Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service” …. Army CID Special Agent Jack Reynolds (1 episode, 2007)
    … aka NCIS (USA: short title)
    … aka NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (USA: new title)
    - Sharif Returns (2007) TV episode …. Army CID Special Agent Jack Reynolds
23. Area 57 (2007) (TV) …. Armed Soldier
24. The Guardian (2006/I) …. Navy Guy
25. Mission: Impossible III (2006) (uncredited) …. Torturer
    … aka M:i:III (International: English title: promotional abbreviation) (UK: promotional abbreviation) (USA: promotional abbreviation)
    … aka Mission: Impossible III (Germany)
26. “Charmed” …. Rocco (1 episode, 2006)
    - Mr. & Mrs. Witch (2006) TV episode …. Rocco
27. The Longest Yard (2005) …. Guard Malloy
28. “Boston Legal” …. Mike (1 episode, 2005)
    - ‘Til We Meat Again (2005) TV episode …. Mike
29. “That ’70s Show” …. Karate Instructor (1 episode, 2005)
    - Can’t You Hear Me Knocking (2005) TV episode …. Karate Instructor
30. Collateral (2004) …. Limo Driver
31. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) …. Blazer
    … aka Dodgeball (USA: short title)
    … aka Voll auf die Nüsse (Germany)
32. Outpost (2004) (V) …. Kojak
33. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (2003) TV series …. Various Characters (unknown episodes, 2003)
34. “Coupling” …. Chad (1 episode, 2003)
    … aka Coupling U.S. (Australia)
    - Object Lessons (2003) TV episode …. Chad
35. The Rundown (2003) (uncredited) …. Goon
    … aka Welcome to the Jungle (Australia) (UK) (USA: working title)
36. Wrong Turn (2003/II) …. Policeman #2
37. “Doggy Fizzle Televizzle” …. Cop (1 episode, 2003)
    - Episode #1.2 (2003) TV episode …. Cop
38. Then Came Jones (2003) (TV) …. NFL Deputy
39. “Days of Our Lives” …. Hank Collins / … (8 episodes, 1999-2002)
    … aka Cruise of Deception: Days of Our Lives (USA: summer title)
    … aka DOOL (USA: informal short title)
    … aka Days (USA: short title)
    - Episode #1.9437 (2002) TV episode
    - Episode #1.9326 (2002) TV episode
    - Episode #1.9399 (2002) TV episode
    - Episode #1.9089 (2001) TV episode …. Mr. Mallon
    - Episode #1.8845 (2000) TV episode …. Security Guard
    (3 more)
40. “It’s a Miracle” …. Clark Bynum (1 episode, 2002)
    - Hijacker Heroes (2002) TV episode …. Clark Bynum
41. The Master of Disguise (2002) …. Doorman
42. Mr. Deeds (2002) …. Kevin Ward, the N.Y. Jets Quarterback
43. “America’s Most Wanted” …. T.J. Weber (2 episodes, 2002)
    … aka A.M.W. (USA: short title)
    … aka America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back (USA: new title)
    - Timothy Weber Capture (2002) TV episode …. T.J. Weber
    - Timothy Weber (2002) TV episode …. T.J. Weber
44. “All That” …. Cop #1 (1 episode, 2002)
    - All That Bloopers – Ask Ashley (2002) TV episode …. Cop #1
45. Donut Holes (2002) …. Policeman
46. “Mad TV” …. Stone Cold Edie Austin (1 episode, 2002)
    - Episode #7.15 (2002) TV episode …. Stone Cold Edie Austin
47. The Naked Run (2002) …. Police Officer #1
48. “One on One” …. Policeman (1 episode, 2001)
    - Fifteen Candles (2001) TV episode …. Policeman
49. “The Man Show” …. Juggy Boyfriend (1 episode, 2001)
    - Juggy Water Park (2001) TV episode …. Juggy Boyfriend
50. “Spy TV” …. Various (2 episodes, 2001)
    - Episode #1.10 (2001) TV episode
    - Episode #1.8 (2001) TV episode …. Various
51. Knight Club (2001) …. Play Room Bouncer
52. Room 302 (2001) …. Office Worker #5
53. “The Huntress” …. Casino Guard (1 episode, 2001)
    - The Two Mrs. Thorsons: Part 1 (2001) TV episode …. Casino Guard
54. “Arli$$” …. Football Player #2 (1 episode, 2000)
    - When Opportunity Knocks (2000) TV episode …. Football Player #2
55. The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) (uncredited) …. Neanderthal Jail Guard
56. “Pensacola: Wings of Gold” …. Marine Pilot (1 episode, 2000)
    - At Poverty Level (2000) TV episode …. Marine Pilot
57. “Boy Meets World” …. Rocco (1 episode, 2000)
    - The Provider (2000) TV episode …. Rocco
58. “Arrest & Trial” …. Pima County Jailor (1 episode)
    - Hot Shot (????) TV episode …. Pima County Jailor
59. “The Jersey” …. Teammate #2 (1 episode, 1999)
    - Heroes (1999) TV episode …. Teammate #2
60. “One World” …. The Man (1 episode, 1999)
    - Love and Foster Kids Aren’t Always Blind (1999) TV episode …. The Man
61. “Sunset Beach” …. Hunk #1 (1 episode, 1999)
    - Episode dated 29 July 1999 (1999) TV episode …. Hunk #1
62. Forbidden Highway (1999) …. Big Boy

Like I said, who the heck is he, plus if that’s not enough of a kick in the junk, it looks like the relic is a t-shirt.  Holy moly! Seriously? At least for the last one I got was a Seersucker suit. Now thats awesome, but this one is a gray Haynes t shirt.  Homer Simpson said it best, “Boring!”.